The Wild and Wanton versions of Pride and Prejudice and Wuthering Heights just arrived at the bookstore...
Elizabeth Bennett and Mr. Darcy Finally DO IT!, proclaims the back cover..."From first kiss to orgasmic finish..."
and from the back cover of Wuthering Heights...
"Catherine and Heathcliff may have been doomed sweethearts from the start, but that's no reason to keep them from consummating their desperate desire for one another."
New scenes, paragraphs and lines have been added and are in bold text throughout each volume...
"He rode with the ease of a man who had spent his life around horses, and she found her eyes drifting down to where his strong thighs gripped the beast."
The above sentence is one of the very tame additions to Pride and Prejudice...the new "wild and wanton" passages get pretty steamy. There is not much left to the imagination in these versions!
Like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, these are pretty funny.
It's fun to see what comes into the store!
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