Ick, times 2

A tall, thin man, maybe late 20's, early 30's, wearing a long sleeved t-shirt, a cap, and carrying a Starbucks cup wanted to find a book. "The Mystery Method", he said.

Heading to the computer, I was thinking, business? exercise? I get to the computer and find the book...The Mystery Method: How to Get Beautiful Women Into Bed. We had it.

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We get these calls. A man will call and if a woman answers, he'll ask which books or magazines we have about sex. (Presumably they hang up if a male answers, as the guys never talk to people who ask these questions.) The caller wants us to talk about the books, describe them, to go into detail. This day one of my co-workers got the call. He wanted her to tell him which magazines we had, specifically which magazines we carry about fetishes. About armpits. yes, really.